Thursday, February 9, 2012

As a special offer to any who might be on their way into a Spilt Ink store anyway, please enjoy a pre-filled well of invisible ink for only 25 cents. These shock-resistant wells are designed to keep your invisible ink fresh for at least a week, or until opened. Simply puncture the well with your favorite quill and scrawl your secret message on a bit of parchment. To reveal the secret message, simply hold the parchment several inches over an open candle-flame until the ink becomes visible. Refrigerate ink after first use to extend shelf-life or mix with 1 part hot water for a soothing tea.

To enhance your secret messaging experience, try our random cipher-generation gadget on SpiltInkCreative.com, or stop in at the physical store to have a cipher printed up on our real working printing press! Printed ciphers come with your choice of ink color and feature our daily typeface! Master and decoded copies are sealed with tamper-evident sealing wax impressed with your personal seal. Printed on 8" wide 29# cream vellum. Optional scroll case and gift-wrapping available.

Memorandum: Spilt Ink creative writing supply stores and website do not yet exist. These promotional adverts are for inspirational purposes only.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

KantCon 2012: Run Faster Than The Gnome

Take a look at the very first gif I have ever made! It took me a couple of tries, but with the help of Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, and Makeagif.com, my original idea has finally made it in to the real world. Too bad I couldn't embed it on the KantCon website where I was originally intending to put it. Ah, well.
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Featuring the Jabbergluck and KantCon 2012's new face "Gnameless" the Gnome, this gif speaks to KantCon 2012's theme "Run Faster Than The Gnome." Pre-pre-register for KantCon 2012 now until April 1st and score some awesome swag! Also, follow the Jabbergluck's exploits on Twitter as he tries to catch his gnome for dinner. Direct message @Jabbergluck with your ideas on how he can try to catch the gnome and ol' Jabber will try it out!

Saturday, August 13, 2011

The Jabbergluck

Now that the dust surrounding the whirlwind of gaming that was KantCon 2011 has settled, I would like to tell you all about my part in making it a little more fun for those who participated.

First off, a little background. Last year was the first time I had been to KantCon (which was, at that time, only a year old). I had never attended a gaming convention before, and KantCon seemed an inexpensive and obtainable alternative to the bigger conventions out there (ComicCon, DragonCon, and GenCon to name a few). Despite its humble beginnings at a friend's house with no more than 30 participants, in only a year, Ethan Parker—the convention's founder—brought it much closer to 100 participants all crammed into half a meeting room at Johnson County's Regnier Center. Sufice it to say, when I arrived, I could tell this was going to be big.

KantCon was always ever just a way for old friends and other gaming enthusiasts (translation: new friends) to get together and do what we love, so the whole event was non-profit. All around me were people who volunteered their time, energy, and creativity to make the event something special, memorable, and unique. I saw the potential of it and wanted to do something, too. And so, I volunteered my services as a designer.

It took awhile for Ethan to get back to me about what he wanted Con to look like in 2011, but when he did I was gung ho! No idea was too far-fetched, and as you can see below, we ended up with a lot of stuff. The most needful thing was a proper logo, but I didn't want to just leave him with that to stamp on everything from iPod cases to dog shirts (although you can get those). No, I wanted to put my time, energy, and creativity into making everything I did for KantCon special, memorable, and unique, just like I had seen everyone else doing. You can see below what we ended up with.

The logo itself has its own story. At first, we toyed around with ideas for a mascot. Something steampunk? Something fantasy-ish? I entertained the idea of a noble gentleman with a clockwork arm named Lord Cogsworth, but Ethan leaped on one of my earlier ideas: the Jabbergluck.

The Jabbergluck first came to me some years ago when I was living in California. I was laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, when my mind started to find pictures in the splattered plaster above me. Here was this image of a troll with long, pointy ears and an enormous, unhingeable jaw. I simply had to capture it (you can see my original sketch at right). I held on to the image and the name I picked for him for many years without doing much with the idea. Once, I incorporated him into a college illustration assignment where he played the part of the troll under the bridge in a rendition of The Billy Goats Gruff. (Look below to see Jabber sporting a red color scheme.) At last, when Ethan liked him so much as KantCon's mascot, I decided it was time I dusted him off and let him get out into the real world.

Jabber is a fearsome fellow! Somehow this troll's lower jaw ended up too big for his skull, and consequently it has a tendency to unhinge when he gets angry, excited, or (apparently) indifferent. This helps when he's trying to eat things that are far too big for his mouth, which could be anything, as he's cursed with a voracious hunger. He talks like a cockney brute, or maybe a mobster's meathead, we're not quite sure. But when he's not talking he just mumbles his thoughts to himself (hence the "jabber" in the name), which causes his oversized bottom lip to wobble up and down attractively. He's a nice guy if you get on his good side, but he can get terribly cross if you make him angry. Like any big softy, though, he get's scared sometimes, too. Oh yeah, and he evidently rides motorcycles. Who knew?

Now that KantCon's all over for the year, I just wanted to pay homage to what came out of the whole adventure by showing how far Ethan and I went with Mr. Jabber. It seems the reception was so good, Jabber's been asked to come back next year! (See more after the jump.)

Spilt Ink Brand Identity

The original Spilt Ink logo circa 2006
Back in my college days (Fall 2006), we did a project where we analyzed our strengths and what we loved to do pursuant to creating a business based on our interests. This business idea was more than just a financial and legal proposal, however; we had to brand it ourselves as well. The idea was to design everything, from the logo, to the packaging, to the signage outside, to the website. All of this excited me then, as it does now, for what you see around this block of text is the fruit of that: the Spilt Ink brand.

Of course, it was meant to be a creative writing supply store (parchment, quills, rubber stamps, leather journals and the like) but it was more than that. Spilt Ink was about inspiration. There was a buy/sell/trade aspect (antiques, mostly) and even a LOTO (leave-one-take-one) used book library. It was about avoiding the ball-point bland and handling objects that—like those who had used them before—had an unspoken story to tell. By feeding off of this unspoken narrative, new ideas would be born, incorporating the old ideas in such a way as to give them a new life.

Sadly, I lacked the capital to actually bring about this revolution in story-telling history, otherwise I would be peddling my slightly (and mysteriously) used writing supplies to you. (Care to buy the sharpened stick that Finneas Flannegan used to sign a contract with the devil? How about the quill passed around by the founding fathers when they signed the Declaration of Independence? The leather journal originally belonging to a Puritanical witch that was then exorcised of evil spirits and subsequently went blank?)

For your viewing and inspirational pleasure, I submit the following samples of the Spilt Ink brand (after the jump).

Saturday, December 25, 2010

:: The Legend of Zelda—Shadows Saga, Episode 1 ~ Dreamers NOW AVAILABLE! ::



The wait for the first episode of The Legend of Zelda—Shadows Saga is over! It looks like Santa visited the site last night and brought a little Christmas gift for everyone. Those of you who would like to have your very own copy of Episode One ~ Dreamers on PDF can find it here.

Like much of the creative writing on this site, this media is made available at no cost. However, if you like what you read, your donations are always welcome. Just click the donate button on the upper right to donate the amount of your choice via PayPal.

Thank you for your readership and patronage!

Download Episode 1 ~ Dreamers from GoogleDocs now!

Friday, December 17, 2010

:: Drink and Be Merry...Christmas ::

I don't drink, but for some reason I'm really amused by drunkenness. Well, at least, the Hollywood kind that you can experience at a safe distance without the really bad breath and actual danger to self and others.

And so, as a tribute to the holiday season (which for others will likely include more than a little merrymaking with alcoholic beverages) I submit this little ditty that popped into my head this morning. To the tune of the Chipmunks' greatest hit: Christmas Time is Here. Everyone all together, now:

Christmas Time is Beer
(to the tune of Alvin and the Chipmunks'—Christmas Time is Here)
by Jay Carter III

Christmas, Christmas time is here,
Time for Wine and time for Beer,
We’ve been good but we can’t last,
Drink your Vodka, drink it fast.
Egg Nog makes me loop the loop,
The room feels like a hula-hoop!
We can’t harly enunshiate,
Pleash Cri-mas don’ beeeeaaaaa—*hiccup*

Monday, December 13, 2010

:: The Jabbergluck is Coming ::

For you RPG geeks out there (you know who you are) who happen to be in the Kansas City area July 8–10 of 2012, you really need to look into KantCon, the foremost summer gaming convention in the midwest.

What is KantCon?
From the main site:
KantCon is a new gaming convention for tabletop hobby gamers in the Kansas City area, created by tabletop hobby gamers in the Kansas City area. The only available gaming conventions and large gatherings of gamers in the Kansas City area are limited to the beginning of the year, and the end of the year, in March and November, respectively. As most gamers are increasingly busy, in school, or have children in school, there is a void of a centralized gaming convention in the summer months in Kansas City. KantCon will fill that void with three days of tabletop fun in the form of tabletop role-playing games, card games, board games, and miniatures games.

With options for recreational role-playing of all varieties, and a staff of geeks just like yourself, how can you go wrong? Pre-pre-registration begins in January (with a special incentive, I hear). Check out the KantCon main site for more details.

Oh, yeah, and Fleurish Design ~ Spilt Ink's sister business ~ designed the logo and came up with KantCon's friendly (yet voraciously hungry) troll mascot, the Jabbergluck!