Friday, December 17, 2010

:: Drink and Be Merry...Christmas ::

I don't drink, but for some reason I'm really amused by drunkenness. Well, at least, the Hollywood kind that you can experience at a safe distance without the really bad breath and actual danger to self and others.

And so, as a tribute to the holiday season (which for others will likely include more than a little merrymaking with alcoholic beverages) I submit this little ditty that popped into my head this morning. To the tune of the Chipmunks' greatest hit: Christmas Time is Here. Everyone all together, now:

Christmas Time is Beer
(to the tune of Alvin and the Chipmunks'—Christmas Time is Here)
by Jay Carter III

Christmas, Christmas time is here,
Time for Wine and time for Beer,
We’ve been good but we can’t last,
Drink your Vodka, drink it fast.
Egg Nog makes me loop the loop,
The room feels like a hula-hoop!
We can’t harly enunshiate,
Pleash Cri-mas don’ beeeeaaaaa—*hiccup*

2 comments:

  1. I loved Christmas Time is Beer. It's so cute. As I was reading the words I was thinking of the tune to that song.

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  2. Yeah, I showed it to Mom and she said we should all sing it together for Christmas. That should be fun... ;)

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