Forest Marshal Saturnina (“To Sow”)
by Krista Kubie, 6/27/2015
Age: Adult
Gender: Female
Stature: Tall
Physical: Broad shoulders
Outwardly: Exuberant
Inwardly: Joyful
Profession: Marshall
Magic: Wunderkind--Enmity/ Love
Catchphrase: “Heeey! You cut that out you crazy...person!”
As you hack and slash and slash and hack your way through the underbrush, you are suddenly halted mid-slash by a shrill exuberant voice. “Heeey! You cut that out you crazy...person!” A tall, braod-shouldered ranai woman swings in from a neighboring copse of trees, nearly tngled in the vine she’s riding. “You just cut through two snakes and a tree that just had it’s four-thousand-three-hundred-and-sixty-first birthday!”
As you hack and slash and slash and hack your way through the underbrush, you are suddenly halted mid-slash by a shrill exuberant voice. “Heeey! You cut that out you crazy...person!” A tall, braod-shouldered ranai woman swings in from a neighboring copse of trees, nearly tngled in the vine she’s riding. “You just cut through two snakes and a tree that just had it’s four-thousand-three-hundred-and-sixty-first birthday!”
When she was just a tadpole, Saturnina kept getting into trouble because of just how inordinately happy she was with everyone she met, even the ones that didn’t have the best of intentions. She would always get into others’ business whether or not it was appropriate for her to do so. This was why her village figured that she would be the ideal candidate to handle law-enforcement; she’d always find out what you were up to and be happy about arresting you.
Her months upon months of experience as the forest marshal had another interesting side effect. Due to all the physical requirements of her position, she developed exceptional athletic skills and well-developed muscles. Honestly, her pod-mates are just happy she’s out in the forest doing some good instead of staying at home and happily bumping into everyone at the most awkward of times.
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